When comparing the difference in size between an atoms and the Earth the halfway point is a speck of dust.

October 20, 2014 at 04:24PM via Facebook

Dear #Facebook "top stories" is always yesterday's post about stuff that ended yesterday. I don't want it.

October 18, 2014 at 10:20PM via Facebook

Out 7 year old got a bloody nose. It was gross. Any way she stained a fabric wrist bands she was wearing. She is an emotionally charged person. I pointed to the wrist band an said that we are going to have to get rid of these. She looked at me with a wooried face and said. "My hands?!?"

October 09, 2014 at 07:04PM via Facebook

What is the difference? Drones dropping bombs or beheadings? Why?

October 06, 2014 at 01:42PM via Facebook

I am sure that Al Michaels doesn't know what a duce is.

October 05, 2014 at 10:06PM via Facebook